Facebook takes about a year to load up on my state of the art Motorola Citrus. The only thing I get notified for is invites and I keep on getting notified about some fucking McDonalds voucher that someone is really excited about. So I wait a year to see this so it will stop notifying me about it, but it never ends. I should probably click on something like the no I don’t want your fucking Soylent green hamburgers button.

I also hate it when I friend some celeb/artist I like and all they do is spam my feed with Rolling Stones videos. It really makes the case for ignoring interviews and the opinions of the famous people I like because I always like them less than I did after reading or being spammed by them.